Dangers of MTB

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Mr Scuttleman
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Dangers of MTB

Post by Mr Scuttleman »

http://www.thejournal.ie/seven-week-ere ... 6-Jan2014/

Be careful lads, you have be warned!
DavidF
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Re: Dangers of MTB

Post by DavidF »

There's some great words in there.

"Would you look at him with his tumescent priapism" ;)

Must order myself some perineum protection.

I see on Facebook the search is on for the unfortunate lad.
DavidT
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Re: Dangers of MTB

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"four platinum coils .. inserted to cure the condition" !!!
Bloody hell..
NMcCord
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Re: Dangers of MTB

Post by NMcCord »

DavidT wrote:"four platinum coils .. inserted to cure the condition" !!!
Bloody hell..
feckin hell , would he be considered to be a HardTail or a Full suspension now :lol:
DavidT
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Re: Dangers of MTB

Post by DavidT »

NMcCord wrote:
DavidT wrote:"four platinum coils .. inserted to cure the condition" !!!
Bloody hell..
feckin hell , would he be considered to be a HardTail or a Full suspension now :lol:
Rigid :)
Mr Scuttleman
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Re: Dangers of MTB

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I thought that Nigel was packing a pretty hefty lunchbox. Not that I notice these things. Just so happened that when I was passing him when I was coming down the black banks and he was still cycling up the sun hit the rods and the glean caught my eye.....
DavidF
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Re: Dangers of MTB

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Mr Scuttleman wrote:when I was passing him when I was coming down the black banks and he was still cycling up
Ouch :D
NMcCord
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Re: Dangers of MTB

Post by NMcCord »

DavidF wrote:
Mr Scuttleman wrote:when I was passing him when I was coming down the black banks and he was still cycling up
Ouch :D


Speechless I am . :D
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