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Dangers of MTB

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:08 pm
by Mr Scuttleman
http://www.thejournal.ie/seven-week-ere ... 6-Jan2014/

Be careful lads, you have be warned!

Re: Dangers of MTB

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:04 am
by DavidF
There's some great words in there.

"Would you look at him with his tumescent priapism" ;)

Must order myself some perineum protection.

I see on Facebook the search is on for the unfortunate lad.

Re: Dangers of MTB

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:44 pm
by DavidT
"four platinum coils .. inserted to cure the condition" !!!
Bloody hell..

Re: Dangers of MTB

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:50 pm
by NMcCord
DavidT wrote:"four platinum coils .. inserted to cure the condition" !!!
Bloody hell..
feckin hell , would he be considered to be a HardTail or a Full suspension now :lol:

Re: Dangers of MTB

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:09 pm
by DavidT
NMcCord wrote:
DavidT wrote:"four platinum coils .. inserted to cure the condition" !!!
Bloody hell..
feckin hell , would he be considered to be a HardTail or a Full suspension now :lol:
Rigid :)

Re: Dangers of MTB

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:36 pm
by Mr Scuttleman
I thought that Nigel was packing a pretty hefty lunchbox. Not that I notice these things. Just so happened that when I was passing him when I was coming down the black banks and he was still cycling up the sun hit the rods and the glean caught my eye.....

Re: Dangers of MTB

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:53 pm
by DavidF
Mr Scuttleman wrote:when I was passing him when I was coming down the black banks and he was still cycling up
Ouch :D

Re: Dangers of MTB

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:11 pm
by NMcCord
DavidF wrote:
Mr Scuttleman wrote:when I was passing him when I was coming down the black banks and he was still cycling up
Ouch :D


Speechless I am . :D