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Ill be up for a few 2012 race laps tomorrow afternoon if anyone fancies joining in.

Text me if interested, thanks

I'll have some of that, will be at LCP around 2:15

I'll be there
I'll do a lap with the lads then head further afield at a more sedate pace

Well that was quite the spin

Got to the top of the lane at the appointed time, no sign of Twinkle Toes, so I ploughed on
Got to the LCP no one around ,but there was Cameo/Red Mickey's car so on I went.
just coming up to the exit of 4 Amigos here appears Cameo out of the woods breathing heavily
We went on up towards Sumo, I put the (MC) hammer down to shake Cameo but there he was stuck like glue. I left him to do his training and tootled up to the top to meet Congo Jim and Jibber Jabber
No sign of them so I rolled down Ballypierce past the Auld Wans
met them soon enough, Congo Jim had a flat tyre and a seized bottom bracket. Jibber Jabber was silent
Got to the top fixed Congo Jims flat tyre (3 men, 6 tyre levers, one tight tyre and a dodgy pump)
Just back in the saddle and here appears Twinkle Toes and Cameo with a tale of woeful burping and not a pump in sight
On then to Croghaun being dazzled by Twinkle Toes new shoes and Daz white undervest
Twinkle Toes and Cameo fecked off then cos we weren't going fast enough
Meanwhile myself Jibber Jabber and Congo Jim tootled back over to the Windmills and down
Then we had a race with no pedalling down Kilbrannish. I won.

And that folks was just another regular mtb spin.

for anyone curious about "twinkle toes" or "jolly green giant " for that matter

At least I'm coordinated! Gok Wan Furlong's green/red ensemble is an insult to the eyeballs.

ah here..

what about red mickey looking for his codpiece

The antifaffer is gradually blending himself into the sceachs, come May you won't be able to see him at all. I can't wait till he lines out in a pair of green tights

Furlong's lament http://youtu.be/hpiIWMWWVco

Mr Scuttle man where are you, look what you started....